Sunday, 19 October 2014

LLAMAtical Murder

written 19th of Aug., 2014
completed 19th of Oct., 2014 

I was watching Polar Bear Cafe some time ago, the episode in which Llama attempts to propose ways to increase the (nonexistent) popularity of the Llama Corner at the zoo. Koala suggests having a Llamatical Parade.

At the meeting to discuss what to do for a possible "Llama Day", Koala suggests having a Llamatical Parade.
Episode 30, "Halloween! / Llama Day!"

Linguistics and the train(wreck) of thought leading me to this somewhat aside... My presumably liquefied train of thought naturally ran immediately like the contents of a broken egg onto the closest damageable surface to "LLAMAtical Murder".

"Where am I?" Llama asks, while lost somewhere on between the shoulder blades of an enormous light up rainbow llama parade float.
I think somewhere between the shoulderblades...

LLAMAtical Murder. A game and possibly accompanying animated series in the LL genre, or "Llamas' Love", in which all primary character relationships are typically between llamas and other camelids. Anthropologically, the LL genre is largely written and drawn by non-llamas, using llamas to explore social dynamics that are otherwise difficult to bring up.

Set in a futuristic version of La Paz, Bolivia, where Cocacolanization has taken effect. The capital city now lies under an enormous dome that regulates the air pressure and oxygen level for foreigners. The native population, unable to afford life inside of the seemingly opulent dome, are forced to live outside of it and maintain it. The internet is now integrated into a powerful Augmented Reality system, and people now communicate with each other using small robots in the form of Luchadors.

Our protagonist, the imaginatively named Llama, struggles existentially with his social invisibility, while possibly forming relationships with other tylopodes and exotic ungulates, depending on the choices of the player.

He's not just going to fade into Bolivia.*

 My mind is almost half made up now to try to turn this into some kind of real project.

(* shamelessly stolen from The Royal Canadian Air Farce.)

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Breadbug

So, I was looking for a subject to waste my first post on, and stumbled across an interesting image in my collection of photos from 2013.

Warning; the following post contains graphic imagery that may be disturbing to some readers.


Figure 1. The the partly-flattened, headless corpse of a possibly vespid-type bug thing, covered gruesomely in particles of dough.
The Breadbug
This is a large, possibly vespid-type bug thing that I discovered at the bottom of a loaf of stone-ground, traditionally wood-fired-oven-baked sourdough bread. Evidently the bakery was traditional enough in its execution that it included bugs (as humanity has been doing for thousands of years until the invention of indoor ovens... presumably).

In retrospect, I should've put a quarter in this picture because this thing was huge.

I discovered it around the 20th of September, 2013, and it proceeded to stay on the dining room table like a trophy or precious specimen for a number of days, until my family finally decided it wasn't worth it to bother with contacting the bakery about the surprise in one of their loaves.

King for a day!!

I have yet to identify just what species the corpse belonged to. Finding the head would've been helpful...



P.S.
I never found its head...

P.P.S.
I'd already eaten the slice that corresponded to where its head would have been...